i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
So vagazzling was a success
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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