New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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