Are we in a gay sports bar?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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