Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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