I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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