Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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