is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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