Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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