if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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