He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
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There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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