Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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