just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
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