dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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