I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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