No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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