im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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