Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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