I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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