There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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