Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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