Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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