I accidentally had phone sex last night
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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