butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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