I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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