I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
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Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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