Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I think people are normalizing furries
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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