If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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