You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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