so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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