Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
So many bounce houses so little time
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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