dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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