yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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