We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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