I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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