ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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