ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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