i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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