No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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