We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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