During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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