was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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