yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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