I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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