you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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