i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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