Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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