Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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