i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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