i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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