So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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